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About Me Member Wannabe Novelist Saint and Fang18/Female/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 1 Year
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Guess I'm 70% Stupid....

Fri Dec 4, 2009, 11:14 AM
This is Fang, by the way. You know, since we can't put up different journal skins anymore to tell who it is...

1. [x] Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. [ ] Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. [x] Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. [ ] Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. [ ] Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. [ ] Had people tell you that you are blond when you're not, or had people tell you that your blond highlights are going to your head
7. [x] Been caught staring at your crush by your crush
8. [X] Have looked for something for at least 5 min then realized it was in your hand
9. [X] Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. [X] Tried to pull open a door that said push

Running total: 6

11. [x] Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love-potion (Saint, duh...And Snape...-shivers-)
12. [x] Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. [X] Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. [X] Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. [ ] Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. [ ] Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. [ ] Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. [X] Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. [ ] Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. [ ] Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot

Running total: 11

21. [ ] Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. [x] Have fallen out of a moving vehicle
23. [X] Have run into a closed door
25. [ ] Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. [X] It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. [ ] Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. [ ] Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. [X] Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. [X] Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock

Running total: 16

31. [x] After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. [ ] Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. [x] Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. [x] Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. [X] Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc when its on, even though you knew it was hot
36. [x] Taken off your clothes to change into something else then accidentally put the old clothes back on.
37. [X] Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. [X] Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. [X] Walked into a pole
40. [x] Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident/stolen someones shoes by accident (Socks. Screw them up all the time...Actually, Saint and I often end up in each other's socks...Weird...)

Running total: 25

41. [X] took a picture of someone's eye with the flash on
43. [ ] Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. [ ] Walked out of the bathroom (stall) with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. [X] Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there, you forgot what it was that you were going to do
46. [X] Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. [X] Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. [X] Have poked yourself in the eye (with a fork once...)
49. [ ] Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. [ ] Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair (You can do that?!)

Running total: 30

51. [X] Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. [X] Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. [X] Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. [X] Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was
55. [X] Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were (One day, I was 14 and with my flock, the next, I was 18 and in college. Sue me.)
56. [X] Looked into an overhead purposefully while it was on
57. [X] Got up early and got ready for school/work, then realized that you didn't have school/work that day
58. [X] Forgot your own phone number (Haven't had a phone long enough...)
59. [X] Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. [X] Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny

Running total: 40

61. [ ] Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. [ ] Said funner then had someone make fun of you for it
63. [X] Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. [X] Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. [X] Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. [X] Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. [X] Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. [X] Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. [X] Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out
70. [x] Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught

Running total: 48

71. [ ] When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. [X] Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. [X] Ran into a door jam
74. [ ] Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. [X] Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. [ ] Have purposely licked playground sand
77. [X] Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. [x] Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. [X] Have been so hyper you actually scared people (Me hyper is just scary...)
80. [X] Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would hurt

Running total: 55

81. [x] Put tape on someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. [ ] Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. [X] Sat and wondered why men's dress shirts have a loop on the back (Crap...That question made me wonder...I atually had to go look for the loop...)
84. [X] Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. [X] Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. [X] Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone (Saint and I have wars with people doing this!)
87. [ ] Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked funny
88. [x] When at a restaurant, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. [x] Have flung forks at people in a restaurant
89. [ ] Tripped and made the waiter drop the food

Running total: 62

91. [X] As you are writing you move/moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. [x] Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. [x] Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. [X] Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. [X] Have started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story.
96. [X] Read a whole book but during the whole book you weren't even paying attention
97. [ ] You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. [X] When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling
99. [X] Have used your calculator as a form of communication in a class
100. [ ] Have popped a balloon in your mouth

Total: 70

  • Mood: It's Hot
  • Listening to: Saint talking...
  • Reading: The Last Olympian with Saint
  • Watching: My little mood smiley...Mwahahaha...
  • Playing: Nada
  • Eating: I want to eat...
  • Drinking: I want a drink, too...

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I write fanfiction, I take pictures, I make stupid videos, I laugh, and I make others laugh.
I may be low on sanity, but I have a surplus of sarcasm that I'm more than willing to share.
Sexily.
Remember the name of Saint, my friends, for one day, I will be famous. Famous for what, you ask? Well, it's a toss-up right now between brilliant author or raving lunatic, but either way, you can say you knew me before the fame.

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  • Print preference: I'd prefer to own a printer...
  • Interests: Reading, writing, random acts of insanity.
  • Favourite movie: Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, and many others...
  • Favourite band or musician: I have to pick one?!
  • Favourite genre of music: Anything but most rap.
  • Favourite poet or writer: J.R.R. Tolkien, J.K. Rowling, James Patterson, Stephanie Meyer, C.S. Lewis.
  • MP3 player of choice: My ipod
  • Favourite game: Mind games...
  • Personal Quote: "My Fanfiction, My rules, Screw you."
  • Tools of the Trade: My laptop. My lack of a life.

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:iconkohote-chan:
Me: lol Kohote and I are on now,

Kohote: Hi Cody!!!!!! :wave: :hug:

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The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
:iconfang-not-fnick:
Hey! I have to get off now, though! :( Damn... I have class...

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:damphyr: I may be the definition of rabid fangirl...

:jsenn: And I may be the unwilling character she's kidnapped...

:teamwork: But we make one hell of a team, ya know?

~Saint :pc:

and

~Fang :ninjaplot:

We're on fire! :onfire:
:iconkohote-chan:
Me: Oh sorry. Talk to you some other time then! ^~^

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The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
:iconfangalicous08:
Justin: DADDY! WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME?! :cries:

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FAQ#97: How do I get more pageviews

'I reject your reality and subsitute my own.' ~Adam Savage~Mythbusters
:iconfang-not-fnick:
Fang: Please...Not now...

Me: He spent his morning kneeling in front of our toilet, saying hi to what he had for dinner last night. Then, he had to go to work. He's cranky for a reason today...

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:damphyr: I may be the definition of rabid fangirl...

:jsenn: And I may be the unwilling character she's kidnapped...

:teamwork: But we make one hell of a team, ya know?

~Saint :pc:

and

~Fang :ninjaplot:

We're on fire! :onfire:
:iconfangalicous08:
Me: Aww! Fuzzles! -huggles-

Iggy: -snickers- If you can't tell, she finally read Gozen and the Featherkids.

Justin: Why is there a picture of poopy over there?

Me: Because your daddy feels like it.

Justin: Eww...

Me: -itches ear- Dang weird powered child.

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FAQ#97: How do I get more pageviews

'I reject your reality and subsitute my own.' ~Adam Savage~Mythbusters
:iconfangalicous08:
-poooke- -runs away-

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FAQ#97: How do I get more pageviews

'I reject your reality and subsitute my own.' ~Adam Savage~Mythbusters
:iconfang-not-fnick:
-chases- -poke- -poke-

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:damphyr: I may be the definition of rabid fangirl...

:jsenn: And I may be the unwilling character she's kidnapped...

:teamwork: But we make one hell of a team, ya know?

~Saint :pc:

and

~Fang :ninjaplot:

We're on fire! :onfire:
:iconfangalicous08:
Ah-ha! Now you have set yourself up for questions, such as these:
Where have you been teh past three days on Twitter? We're starting to think Fang killed you.
And, have you read the HUnger Games?

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FAQ#97: How do I get more pageviews

'I reject your reality and subsitute my own.' ~Adam Savage~Mythbusters
:iconfang-not-fnick:
-headdesk- I walked into that...

I'm obsessed with NaNoWriMo, that's where I've been. Fang thinks I need help. I think that I've reached Chapter Nine and nothing's stopping me now! Mwahahahaha!!!

And, -sigh- I've been waiting for this question....No, I haven't read them yet. Heck, I still need to finish the Percy Jackson series! I've spent so much time writing, I haven't had time to read! It's kind of sad...

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:damphyr: I may be the definition of rabid fangirl...

:jsenn: And I may be the unwilling character she's kidnapped...

:teamwork: But we make one hell of a team, ya know?

~Saint :pc:

and

~Fang :ninjaplot:

We're on fire! :onfire:

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